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Our shipping pact: honest loot, no hidden traps. What the voyage costs, how long it takes and who steers the ship.
Ahoy, brave warriors and fearless raiders! We do not do things by halves. Our highest aim is to offer you, permanently, the absolute best prices in the entire North. So that we can pass on our treasures this cheaply, we transparently separate the pure value of the loot (product price) from the actual cost of running the longship (shipping costs).
No hidden surcharges, no tricks, no tall tales spun from sailors' yarn. These are our iron rules of the game for the whole of Europe:
We know how eagerly you await fresh mist. As soon as your order has been logged in Valhalla, our forge starts glowing:
We do not bind ourselves to a single messenger. Depending on where your harbour lies, we choose the most effective and swiftest postal Valkyrie for your region. Depending on the location, the destination country or the current storms on the logistics seas, we rely on various dependable fleets. The goal is always the same: your loot must reach you as quickly and safely as possible.
As soon as your parcel is packed watertight and our harbour master has handed it over to the shipping service provider, we send you a message in a bottle (e-mail). In it you will find your personal tracking runes, which let you keep a live watch on the path of your loot at any time.
The WhatsApp crow's nest
You want to know straight away when your longship appears on the horizon? Have the tracking runes and all status updates sent directly to your smartphone as a message — simply sign up for the WhatsApp crow's nest when placing your order.
Many other traders and highwaymen lure you in with free shipping, yet secretly add the logistics costs to every single item in the basket. We take no part in such betrayal.
With us you get the most honest and most favourable product price. The €5.99 covers exactly our effort for safe, watertight packaging and Europe-wide shipping — no more and no less. That way you always end up paying less, especially when you stock up straight away for the long winter.
Whatever you use to build up your arsenal: may your longship always be heavily laden and the wind stand fair. Here's to fat loot and victorious raids — warmest regards from the online halls of Valhalla!